Ladys and Gentlemen, after a labour intensive year of scientific research in thermoregulation, and many many hours of testing new state of the art fabrics, I have finally come up with the ultimate beanie hat..... infact other hats can FUCK RIGHT OFF..!!!!!
This top secret fabric is thick cable Knit in Really Really Dark Grey so as every legend that wears it, will not only be toasty warm, but look ravishing and extremely bloody fuckable.
Inside the hat is a Really Really Dark Grey luxurious sheepskin band from Really really Dark grey sheep which makes the hat 75% warmer than any other cunts hat out there..!!!!!
To prove I don't fuck around the sheepskin is cut from the sheep while they are still alive, and only 8 hats are made from each massacred really really dark grey sheep.
So if you want a hat that looks the dogs bollox and feels like your head is being cuddled by a really really dark grey fluffy head monster.???? then look no further.