The rare hard working men of Ireland, with exquisite taste and tremendously big willies can now carry the "tonic for your soul" of choice, on their sexy as dick person, at all times.
The slimline stylish design of the "EARNED IT HIP FLASK" is perfect for Sneaking your favourite tipple into the Bar, Gym and of course Sunday Mass.
Slipping this Lazer Etched Stainless Steel vessel out of your pocket in any social setting is a sure fire way getting a mighty big ride for yourself.
Alcoholism with Class is only a few clicks away...
...GO ON....YOU EARNED IT...!!!!!
P.S Of course I'll fuck in a pen. xxxx
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Are you sick to the bollox of the sun jizzin in your eyes..???
Do you wanna look SEXY AS DICK..????
Relax people , David's here.. I've got ya.
How are the Making Big Bank Shades dripping with so much sex appeal..? Well let me explain..
I found horny mirror blue lens in New Zealand, and paid in sheep and gobbles. Then flew to Iraq, killed 76 insurgents just to acquire California touch frames .Then got my hands on timber arms which was the easy part as I know a guy.....yes...TIMBER!!! We can all agree I love timber.
All the parts where lovingly assembled by a slightly clad china woman named Ping Mi Ring... oh and the sun can fuck right off because these lenses are polarised...you're welcome!
I'm almost certain that anyone that doesn't buy these enjoys licking peanut butter off their dogs balls.
