The reincarnated version of my state of the art hoodie is here, this time in two colours that scream sophistication and class.
Needless to say they continue to be constructed from top secret materials, so fuck off trying to find out what they are .!!!!
If its not broke don't fix it, thats what I say so they still have that handy large opening at the bottom to insert your body while a conveniently located hole at the top lets even the biggest head slide out, allowing your hair to blow in the wind if it wishes!!( unless you are bald..!!! then you're fucked)
The patented two tubes, your arms slide through seamlessly until your little dick beaters pop out the other end remain and work even better than before, so no worries there.
OH yeah and they are very very warm and toasty !!!!!
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Ladys Ultimate Hoodie
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ARE YOU A WOMAN THATS ALWAYS COLD??? WELL LOOK IT HERE SO......
After a painstaking, laborious world wide search for what i was calling " the best hoodie in the world " I found it .!!!
I wanted...No , I needed something really really special for my Lady followers , a standard of hoodie that in comparison, would render all other hoodies look like the piss stained shit smelling rags of foul grimy winter hobo.
Well i achieved it and more, infact Super Dry and Tommy Hillfiger can FUCK RIGHT OFF..!!!!
I insisted that all of the Ulimate Hoodies came with a thumb Slit or Fingering hole, as I prefer to call it. Please use it wisely!
They are available in any colour you want as long as it's Pink.
I guarantee the wear of this hoodie can actually drive.
So if you want the best fucking hoodie in the world that no other basic bitch will have a chance in hell of having.... you found it...JUSHT..!!!
Even though these are a large fitting, Unfortunately the Makers of these epic hoodies don't think the big lady needs a Ultimate Hoodie, so the sizes max out at 2XL.
