David Cuddy

Making Big Bank

Making Big Bank Sunglasses
Making Big Bank Sunglasses
Making Big Bank Sunglasses
Making Big Bank Sunglasses
Making Big Bank Sunglasses
Making Big Bank Sunglasses
Making Big Bank Sunglasses
Making Big Bank Sunglasses
Making Big Bank Sunglasses
Making Big Bank Sunglasses
Making Big Bank Sunglasses
Making Big Bank Sunglasses
Making Big Bank Sunglasses
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Making Big Bank Sunglasses

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Are you sick to the bollox of the sun jizzin in your eyes..???

Do you wanna look SEXY AS DICK..????

Relax people , David's here.. I've got ya.

How are the Making Big Bank Shades dripping with so much sex appeal..? Well let me explain.. 

I found horny mirror lens in New Zealand, and paid in sheep and gobbles. Then flew to Iraq, killed 76 insurgents just to acquire California touch frames in black and blue .Then got my hands on timber arms which was the easy part as I know a guy.....yes...TIMBER!!! We can all agree I love timber.

All the parts where lovingly assembled by a slightly clad china woman named Ping Mi Ring... oh and the sun can fuck right off because these lenses are polarised...you're welcome!

I'm almost certain that anyone that doesn't buy these enjoys licking peanut butter off their dogs balls.

DOING GODS WORK IN THE DEVILS PLAYGROUND JACKET
DOING GODS WORK IN THE DEVILS PLAYGROUND JACKET
DOING GODS WORK IN THE DEVILS PLAYGROUND JACKET
DOING GODS WORK IN THE DEVILS PLAYGROUND JACKET
DOING GODS WORK IN THE DEVILS PLAYGROUND JACKET
DOING GODS WORK IN THE DEVILS PLAYGROUND JACKET
DOING GODS WORK IN THE DEVILS PLAYGROUND JACKET
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DOING GODS WORK IN THE DEVILS PLAYGROUND JACKET

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Why should the Cops, Paramedics and the dick head engineers rock up on site in white helmets, be the ones that have swanky PPE gear, while the rest of us real men settle with subpar drab, ragged shit as we DO GODS WORK IN THE DEVILS PLAYGROUND..!!!!!

NO MORE will we bare the weight of the world solely on our shoulders, day in and day out  JUSHT to keep the wheels of this fucking shit show turning. 

The man wearing the DOING GODS WORK IN THE DEVILS PLAYGROUND jacket will demand respect and that respect WILL be given..!!! 

This jacket isn't fucking around lads....you will not find a better quality jacket. FUCKING JUSHT..!!!

Each one takes two hours to embroider, but fucking hell ... you're worth it,. Plus the fucking thing will last longer than you will.

The legends of men wearing this will exude professionalism excellence, sex appeal and opulence, all while projecting the mental fortitude we all must have to....

 

DO GODS WORK IN THE DEVILS PLAYGROUND.

P.S All jackets come with a David Cuddy pen.

 

LOVE DAVID.

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