After a painstaking, laborious world wide search for what i was calling " the best hoodie in the world " I found it .!!!
I wanted...No , I needed something really really special for my followers and I, a standard of hoodie that in comparison, would render all other hoodies look like the piss stained shit smelling rags of foul grimy winter hobo.
Well I achieved it and more, infact Super Dry and Tommy Hillfiger can FUCK RIGHT OFF..!!!!
I insisted that all of the Ulimate Hoodies came with a thumb Slit or Fingering hole, as I prefer to call it. Please use it wisely.
They are available in any colour you want as long as it's charcoal black or heather grey.
So if you want the best fucking hoodie in the world that no scub will have a chance in hell of having.... you found it...JUSHT..!!!
Even though these are a large fitting, Unfortunately the Makers of these epic hoodies don't think the big man need a Ultimate Hoodie, so the sizes max out at 2XL.
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Ladys and Gentlemen, IT's BACK.!!! after a labour intensive year of scientific research in thermoregulation, and many many hours of testing new state of the art fabrics, last year, I came up with the ultimate beanie hat..... infact all other hat know these are "THE BEST THERE IS" !!!!
This top secret fabric is thick cable Knit in 2 perfectly selected colour combination's of orange/grey and sexy blue, because all legends deserve a choice when being toasty warm, ravishing and extremely bloody fuckable.
Inside the hat is a luxurious sheepskin band which makes the hat 75% warmer than any other cunts hat out there..!!!!!
To prove I don't fuck around the sheepskin is cut from the sheep while they are still alive, and only 8 hats are made from each massacred sheep.
So if you want a hat that looks the dogs bollox and feels like your head is being cuddled by a fluffy head monster.???? then look no further.