Are you sick to the bollox of the sun jizzin in your eyes..???
Do you wanna look SEXY AS DICK..????
Relax people , David's here.. I've got ya.
How are the Making Big Bank Shades dripping with so much sex appeal..? Well let me explain..
I found horny mirror blue lens in New Zealand, and paid in sheep and gobbles. Then flew to Iraq, killed 76 insurgents just to acquire California touch frames .Then got my hands on timber arms which was the easy part as I know a guy.....yes...TIMBER!!! We can all agree I love timber.
All the parts where lovingly assembled by a slightly clad china woman named Ping Mi Ring... oh and the sun can fuck right off because these lenses are polarised...you're welcome!
I'm almost certain that anyone that doesn't buy these enjoys licking peanut butter off their dogs balls.