Are you sick to the bollox of the sun jizzin in your eyes..??
Do you wanna look SEXY AS DICK..and also let the world know you’re a Varified Man’s .
Hold my beer….I've got ya, not only am I the best timber relocation operative engineer in the world , I’ve single handily raised the bar in quality stylish eyewear for the varified man’s man of this world .
How are the Making Big Bank Shades dripping with so much sex appeal..? Well let me explain..
I found horny mirror lens in New Zealand, which I had to pay for in sheep and gobbles. Then flew to Iraq, killed 76 insurgents just to acquire California touch frames in different styles and colours .Then I got my dirty little hands on a few different types of timber arms, which look so good that wept uncontrollably for 5 hours, but maybe that's because I love TIMBER!!!
All the parts where lovingly assembled by a slightly clad china woman named Ping Mi Ring... oh and the sun can fuck right off because these lenses are polarised...you're welcome!
I'm almost certain that anyone that doesn't buy these enjoys licking peanut butter off their dogs balls.