The perfect jacket for any man and any weather, hot or cold.
No expense spared for you magnificent bastards, as I now know you like top class shit. Hand made and embroidered by magical mystical creatures with six arms and one leg.
Even if you have lost both arms in a horrific accident or have an unfortunate birth defect, no woman could possibly resist how sexy as dick you will be in one of these...and we all know by now that logo of mine is a sure fire gobble inducer..!!!!
One of the many many executive decisions as the CEO of a international e-commerce business is that it was imperative at the outset of the design that the pockets would safely hold a full bottle of fine cognac... you're welcome.