The rare hard working men of Ireland, with exquisite taste and tremendously big willies can now carry the "tonic for your soul" of choice, on their sexy as dick person, at all times.
The slimline stylish design of the "EARNED IT HIP FLASK" is perfect for Sneaking your favourite tipple into the Bar, Gym and of course Sunday Mass.
Slipping this Lazer Etched Stainless Steel vessel out of your pocket in any social setting is a sure fire way getting a mighty big ride for yourself.
Alcoholism with Class is only a few clicks away...
...GO ON....YOU EARNED IT...!!!!!
P.S Of course I'll fuck in a pen. xxxx